Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Pranky pranky, Chef Jeffrey Adam "Duff" Goldman

Dear Chef Jeffrey Adam "Duff" Goldman,

May I call you Duff? Chef Duff? Anycake, I adore you. I hope you know that. I loved you on Cupcake Wars, Chef Duff. I love you and your lovely whisk tattoo, Duff Goldman. I love your show, Ace of Cakes, on the Food Network, Duff. The way you and your friends at Charm City Cakes create cakes and make them into amazing things like old cars, spinning exorcist cakes, and even a giant spaeztl cake.


I'm dying to try your new Chef Duff cake decorating supplies. You even made Chef Duff cake tattoos. It's about time you gave that other cake supply company who will not be named a run for its money in the market for ready made fondant, Duff Goldman.

I don't Twitter, Chef Duff, but I hope that we can still be friends. Maybe we can meet up on Facebook, Duff Goldman? If nothing else, I promise to religious watch your show.

Until we meet (which I'm sure will be never, because Charm City Cakes is on super lock-down), all my love and adoration,

Brooke

P.S. I'd be honored to battle you in kitchen stadium should you ever make another appearance on Iron Chef, Duff Goldman. Rock on, Ace of Cakes.


Want to know what the F is going on and why I'm ranting and raving about the great Chef Jeffrey Adam "Duff" Goldman? Go here. I'm just trying to prank my favorite culinarian, Chef Duff into more fame than he's got going for him now. He deserves it.

Prank on, Merry Pranksters!


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Check this out! My little known blog... yeah, it's #3 when you Google search for Jeffrey Adam "Duff" Goldman.



"Facebook Duff Goldman" is #2, second only to his actual facebook page.

My work here is done.

15 comments:

Kristin said...

Did you know Chef Duff Goldman and his Ace of Cakes baked the cake for the Sparklecorn party at BlogHer. Jeffrey Adam "Duff" Goldman makes fantabulous cakes. Go Chef Duff Goldman Go!

Check out my prankster fun and learn about my love affair with John S. Barrowman.

BrownEyedGirlsMom said...

I love Duff and am completely confused by your post - well sort of - maybe you can explain it to me tomorrow at work!

clearness said...

I must be failing because my search of Adam M Lambert leads me nowhere. Good luck making it to the top of Google Search! for Chef Jeffery Adam "Duff" Goldman!

Amanda said...

this is awesome! Nothing like seeing your blog in top search results. I used to have one of the top blogs for the phrase "fat baby cheeks"

Brooke said...

Aw, I can't wait to see your little man's fat baby cheeks, Amanda! I wonder if Chef Duff had fat baby cheeks...

Carol said...

I must see your whisk tattoo Chef Jeffrey Adam "Duff" Goldman

n8rlvr said...

Nice job pulling a John C. Mayer on Chef Duff! Chef Duff is totally awesome. I hope you get your kitchen battle on with Chef Duff!

I pulled a John C. Mayer on Jack Handey - you should check it out.

Jackie said...

MMm... Love Ace of Cakes! And Duff Goldman!
Congrats at making to the top!!! My BFF, Chelsea J. Handler, and I have made it to #2!

steph gas said...

woohoo! way to successfully john c. mayer jeffrey duff goldman. i love jeffrey duff goldman and his cakes.

check out my lame attempt to john c. mayer william m. joel:

http://justanotherwastedday.blogspot.com/2010/09/john-c-mayering-william-m-joel.html

PRANKSTERS FTW!

Megan said...

Chef Jeffrey Adam "Duff" Goldman is lucky to be worthy of your attentions.

Also - now I'm going to go try Chef Jeffrey Adam "Duff" Goldman's fondant!

Angie said...

Oooh, I love me some Chef Jeffrey Adam "Duff" Goldman. Every time I watch that show, I end up sitting there thinking "How the hell does Chef Jeffrey Adam "Duff" Goldman make those cakes?" He makes it seem totally reasonable to think of going into the local bakery and asking for a giant Radio City Music Hall cake...

Brooke said...

I know, right? Can't anyone make me a giant cheeseburger cake for 300 people on the fly? No. Apparently not. But Chef Jeffrey Adam "Duff" Goldman can!

Aunt Becky said...

Wow, I did not know all that about Chef Duff Goldman, but I think he's a worthwhile target for a John C. Mayer.

Becky Mochaface said...

I'm always impressed with the cakes Chef Jeffrey Adam "Duff" Goldman makes. Those are some works of art.

ndnspeechmom said...

This was an awesome post about Chef jeffrey Adam Duff Goldman. I loved reading this post about Chef Duff almost as much as I enjoy watching Ace of Cakes. I bet Chef Jeffrey Adam Duff Goldman would think it was cool that he got John C. Mayer'd by you.

I posted about Ralph G. Macchio here http://ndnspeechmom.wordpress.com/2010/09/17/ralph-g-macchio-youve-been-john-c-mayerd-youre-welcome/