Monday, June 7, 2010

Thermostat wars

If you haven't been reading long enough or if I haven't mentioned it enough, we live in Phoenix, Arizona. It's hot here. Super hot. As in, it was 82 degrees when I got in the car this morning... at 7am. And it's only early June. Temps hit 110 this weekend, and we'll likely stay within 10 degrees of that mark for the next 3 or 4 months.

As you can imagine, the electric company completely takes advantage of this and raises the electricity rates in the summer. Our bill almost doubled from May to June, in part because of higher temperatures, and in part because of the rate hike. Either way, summer is expensive.

And thus the war begins in the Kingston home. In the blue corner, standing 6'5" and sporting colorful skin and a goatee.... Dan Kingston! Fighting for low utility bills and the use of fans. In the red corner, measuring in at 5'5" and waving her hands dramatically in a futile attempt to cool herself.... Brooke Kingston! Arguing for higher bills if it means she doesn't feel like she's being cooked.

I get why my husband takes his stance and wants to keep bills low. Really I do. I remember last summer when our August bill was $360. I remember the fight with the complex about how there was no way there was nothing wrong with the AC unit and that a bill for a 1 bedroom apartment should ever be more than a car payment. I don't want to see our bills ever get that high. I also want to be able to sleep. And maybe, not wake up feeling like I'm going to burst into flames. It gets even worse when I have to start doing my hair. By the time I walk out the door, I feel all melty and disgusting. And remember, people, this is Arizona. "It's a dry heat." That's BS by the way - it doesn't matter when it's over 105 degrees - it's just plain hot. We don't even have to contend with humidity.

I'd always thought it was supposed to be the opposite way around. The wife is supposed to be constantly freezing while the husband throws blankets at her while he attemps to cool himself in his underwear while 6 or 7 fans are aimed directly at him. When the bill arrives, he's supposed to be shocked and baffled by the sticker price while icicles hang from his nose. Not in this castle. Dan seems perfectly content to sleep under a blanket while I sneak the thermostat down a degree at a time and wake up with my hair stuck to my face. Yuck. If I had my way, we'd live at 72 degrees constantly. I'll sign my paycheck and my life away to be comfy.

Thus, I propose a compromise to my dear husband. He will not longer touch the thermostat (like, ever), and I agree to keep it set to 75 when we're at home, and 80 during the day (for the dogs). I'll even buy him a Snuggie if he's still cold. That will avoid me waking up to a 77 degree apartment, and it's a meeting in the middle in terms of the bill. I want to be able to at least sleep in comfort. When we're in the living room, I can get by with fans. But please, sweet Dan, let me sleep comfortably.

Who controls the thermostat at your house?

5 comments:

Salt said...

I'm in your corner 10000 percent. I absolutely cannot sleep when it's too warm. It's a lot easier to be hot when you're awake.

I think it sounds like you guys came to a fair enough compromise though. :) The temp in our apartment is luckily one of the things that Mike and I agree on!

BrownEyedGirlsMom said...

So with you Brooke! We have a programmable one the D has set and he purposely has it go down (ie cooler) when I am blowing my hair dry plus we have a fan in the bathroom too. Nothing I hate more than being hot when i am doing my hair!

fumblingtowardsnormalcy.com said...

I hate being hot and I despise sweating after I've taken a shower. It was hot in NY and grossly humid for the past week, but nothing close to 110 degrees.

J is normally always sweating, but for some reason all weekend he tried to convince me that it wasn't that hot. At the moment we only have one AC unit - in the bedroom, so that's where we've been spending all our time. We have central air going in and once it's in the house will always be at 72. Even when we aren't home. Because god forbid the dogs get hot. J couldn't bear it!

I was in Phoenix once and someone tried to convince me that the summers were bearable because it was a dry heat. So is an oven and I don't want to live in one of those either!

Meghan said...

I hear ya lady - love the offer for the snuggie, too!

JMJE said...

I cannot sleep when it is hot. I hate it. We usually don't fight over this but that might be because I'm the one who pays the electric bill.